Composting with Cardboard

by Matt 8/19/2010 6:00:00 PM

My mom introduced me to the idea of "Stealth Composting": the process of composting organic material right in an out-fo the-way location where no one would know it.  We live in a condominium, which made this approach ideal - we could compost right in our garage.  I put my first batch of compost out back yesterday and I'd like to report on the results.

I learned many lessons during this process.  In particular, the use of cereal boxes as the carbon source during the compost process.  My mom always suggests leaves, but being at a condo this material is usually cleaned up pretty quick.  I needed something readily available.  I began shredding newspaper, but it tended to cause lumping - and hence, stinking - in the composter.  I decided to try shredding cereal boxes.  It had the structural ooomph needed to keep the organic matieral from creating stinky lumps.  It made the contents easy to mix.  However, in the end result it was clear that the material they used to decorate the boxes, the ink if you will, did not break down at all.  Since I couldn't find anyone who could tell me this material was safe, I think it's naive to believe there isn't something unhealthy in there that probably shouldn't be ammended to any growing medium inteded for food.

So.  My search continues for a ready-supply of carbon for my garage composter.  I may try newspaper again, just more of it.

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Zander is One!

by Matt 2/10/2010 6:36:00 AM

Neither Hope nor I can believe it has been a full year since our little boy came into this world.

Zander has a wonderful personality, so charming.  He's always smiling, and his personality is starting to come through.  Zander has inqusitive tendencies, always trying to figure out how something works.  He's an affectionate cuddler and a patient traveler.

You've made our family complete, buddy.  Your sister happens to be the best older sibling in the world, so treat her right...she loves you with all her heart.  All of us are so proud to have you here and we can't wait to see what the years to come bring for you.  We love you, Zander!

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Neglectful Bastard

by Matt 9/17/2009 11:23:00 PM

I am.

It's been a while since I've posted to the old blog.  It's not really that old - just...neglected.  But I clearly stated here that I would do this.  So you were warned.

In the meantime, spammers have been trying desperately to spam my blog with comments.  But I moderate comments.  So FUCK OFF.  You.  The douche typing in a comment right now with an e-mail like igotsamortgage4u@gmail.com.  Piss off.

Summer is coming to a close.  There wasn't much to it.  It was very relaxing, but as always it went too fast.  Now we coast in to Halloween, wait for the temperatures to drop, and settle in for what will likely seem an unusually long winter.  Because they are always unusually long.  In the meantime, it's Octoberfest time!  I'm going to be on the prowl for more tasty beers.  It seems Shorts has it right now...I wonder if some of it can make its way down to me?  I wonder.

Well, that's all for now.  Just typing to kill time while I wait for tech support to e-mail me back.  They have.  And now I have to go to bed.

 

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Happy Birthday!

by Matt 4/13/2009 1:57:00 PM

Today is officially Ava's fifth birthday.  Hope and I were talking about how today is especially nostalgic for some reason, probably because it feels like a milestone birthday.  But in particular it seems like time has gone by so fast.

I remember when Ava was born, and how it changed me.  It was like a switch was flipped and I became a different person.  I don't know how else to describe it.  As she grew, Ava showed us that she's an imaginative, humorous free spirit who isn't afraid to express her emotions.   Her affection is what I live for and what I can't live without.  I love coming home from a long day at work, opening the door to Ava running full-speed for a giant hug.

You've changed so much in the last five years, baby-girl.  It's with equal amounts of excitement and sadness that I welcome the next five yerars, and the five years following that.  Your mom and I are so proud of you.

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Striped Pangasius

by Matt 4/6/2009 1:01:00 PM

Hope and I have been trying to eat more fish during the week.  Neither of us are fans of salmon and typically we eat orange roughy because we prefer more mild flaky white fish.  However, there are apparent overfishing concerns with this Orange Roughy, a fish not suitable to be farm-raised.  Don't get me wrong, I likes me an occasional Chilean Sea Bass, but not once or twice a week.  We're looking for a stand-by fish to eat frequently.  We were at Sam's Club the other day and picked up a package of Striped Pangasius.  The description on the back indicated it was a mild fish, and was quite inexpensive at about $2.60 per pound.

Always skeptical, I started researching this fish post-purchase.

The brand is Treasures From The Sea, however this appears to be a freshwater fish.  A catfish varietal, in fact, that lends itself to mass farm-fishing.  I decided to compare it to Tilapia, another farm-raised fresh-water fish, of the same brand to see what I was getting myself into.  The Tilapia sells for approximately $3.09 per pound.

First I considered the source.  Pangasius is a Vietnamese export, Vietnam being the primary global producer at about 80%.  The Tilapia is produced in China.  If I want inexpensive, I guess I have to accept the fact that my pre-packaged frozen fish must be imported.  I'll need more time to find neutral resources and determine if the methods of raising and producing the respective fish have any drawbacks.  Again, skepticism says that I'd be naive to believe there weren't any significant environmental or production concerns with either fish.

From a nutritional standpoint, Tilapia seems to be a somewhat better choice:

Values are per oz.

  Calories Fat(g) Cholesterol(mg) Protein(g)
Pangasius 28.0 1.25 14.0 4.0
Tilapia 27.5 0.38 12.5 5.8

Both of these fish are relatively low in omega-3 fatty acids.  There is a great deal of discussion regarding the ratio of omega-3 to omega-6 fatty acids as well.  I need to research this issue from independent sources as well before I determine the importance of this ratio.  However, omega-3 is one of the big reasons to eat fish aside from its lower percentage of fat to weight versus red meat.  Unfortunately, I'm not a big fan of the fish that yields high omega-3 fatty acids.  So I'd like to see where these products stand relative to Salmon for comparison purposes.

When it came time to cook the fish, I was surprised to notice absolutely no aroma to the fish after opening the vacuum-sealed package.  Literally no detectable smells or ordors or anything, completely neutral.  I prepared the fish simply, coating lightly with flour, salt, pepper, garlic powder and Old Bay and fried in olive oil.  The fillets are quite thin and cook in less than five minutes.  The taste is almost the same as the smell, practically undetectable...much the way of tofu.  The fish cooks to a very fine texture, not at all flaky.

This fish represents a blank slate for the home cook.  I'll season mine more heavily next time, or even give it a quick half hour dry rub (perhaps salt, brown sugar, cayenne and garlic?) or a brief soak in soy before coating and frying.  It really needs attention to flavor prior to cooking.  To say this is a good stand-by fish is yet to be determined.  Once I have some time to experiement with other ways to prep the fish, and to determine if it even provides the nutritional benefits we're looking for from fish, then we can decide.

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Mission: Birthday Cake

by Matt 3/18/2009 5:10:00 PM

Early this year, Ava presented us with a design for her own birthday cake.  I can't say what persuaded her to do so, these kinds of quirky dynamic decisions are what make Ava so fun to be around.  That she designed her own birthday cake is not so remarkable though.  As I looked at the design, evaluating it from the bottom up, I could tell she had a very specific theme in mind.  Two round layers, the top narrower than the bottom.  The sides were decorated with small colorful butterflies, but the cake was intentionally left uncomplicated.  As my eye continued toward the top of the cake, I could see why she was trying not to create a distracting mess of colors and decorations.  Adorning the top of her cake?  A black skull.  Not a picture of a skull, but a three-dimentional cake-topper completing her apparent vision of the ultimate contradiction of birthday cake themes.

Hope and I are not ones to crush Ava's creative tendencies.  But I'd be damned if I went to the cake shop downtown to describe what the final product should look like.  So we thought we'd give it time, see if the urge passed.

Don't get me wrong.  This wasn't an idea she ran by us in passing.  There was a very elaborate thought process, and a presentation with a description of all the details.  It wasn't a surprise that after several weeks, she's still asking about her cake.  And with Ava's birthday approaching rapidly, it was time to take matters into my own hands.

I know how to whip a thing or two up in the kitchen, but I'd never call myself a cake baker.  So I'd need a plan.  And practice.  I knew I wanted to try a fondant covered cake, so I started there.

With the help of some online instructions, I made my first practice cake last week.  I made marshmallow fondant covering a buttercream-frosted yellow cake, all made from scratch.  Everything was delicious, except for the frosting.  I used too much salt somehow, and the result was obviously salty.  Borderline inedible.  But it looked good!  I'm preparing to make one more practice cake before game time the weekend of March 4th.  The first attempt yielded so few problems, and the end result was so tasty, salty frosting being the exception, that I'm quite confident.  I should know this weekend where we stand.

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Baklava

by Matt 2/28/2009 2:53:00 PM

I don't know why I never tried this stuff as a kid.  I wasn't a very adventurous eater.  One time a friend's mom had made a batch of Baklava and offered me a piece.  I declined.  It sounded too exotic.  I was an idiot.

Years later, when we planned Greek for dinner night, I decided to make Baklava because, after reading the recipe, it didn't sound too bad.  Having never tried it before myself, I had no baseline to compare the result against.  I follow this recipe.  Thank you, Donna Townsend.  It's equally simple and fucking frustrating to make.  I thought I'd outline the process for you.

The mise:

I'm sorry, I need to explain.  The pan, back-middle, contains the melted butter that will be applied to the phyllo dough, front-middle, with the pastry brush, front-left, in the pan, front-right.  The chopped nuts, back-right, are sprinkled on after eight sheets of phyllo have been layered.  The beer, back-left, should be consumed instead of kicking the dog after your fifth sheet of dough has torn.

Buy whole nuts and chop them by hand with a knife.  Don't skimp on this step.  The irregularly chopped nuts go from large chunks down to an almost flour texture that lends iteself to the texture of the finished dish.  I think this helps bind the sheets together in the final product.

People are scared of phyllo dough.  They shouldn't be.  If you get scared of the dough, the dough will KILL you.  Instead, respect the dough.  Boxes of phyllo dough are like a box of chocolates.  You never know what you'll get.  Ideally, you have a stack of pristine, elastic sheets of impossibly thin dough.  What you'll usually find is that part of the stack is ripped making spreading the butter difficult.  Spreading the butter and managing the sheets of dough is the absolute most time-consuming part of the process.  If someone invented a device for the home cook that would keep butter melted, and apply it in spray form, they would simultaneously simplify the dish and take the fun out of making it.  The treatment of the dough and the application of butter simply takes practice.  Do it a few times, screw it up, then try again.

A couple thoughts about the butter.  First, I don't clarify the butter.  But melt the butter far enough that it separates.  If you don't it spreads too thick and you use too much.  Which brings me to my second thought.  Your goal is to use exactly two sticks of butter per pound of phyllo.  I used a whole pound of butter once because it spread too thick.  The butter didn't do its job of keeping the sheets of phyllo flaky.  Instead, the dish simply poached in all the butter.

After laying-up eight sheets of dough and spreading some nuts out, this is what things should look like:

Continue this process until you've used all the dough.  Before the assembly goes into the oven, cut the layers into whatever shape you prefer.  I've never been able to figure out the nifty triangle shapes you see in some restaurants.  I just cut them in squares because, after you eat them, they all come out in the same shape.  Am I right?  Eh?  The pan with the shapes half-way cut.

After the pan goes into the oven, start making the syrup.  The instructions are pretty straight-forward about this.  One thing I suggest you change.  Don't add the vanilla until after the mixture boils for twenty minutes.  Add it in ahead of time and some of that vanilla flavor boils off, I feel.  The finished product:

Hang in there, and this is a pretty rewarding dish.  The hard work is rewarded with a delicious dessert that transports well, stores uncovered and yields marrage proposals.

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You Can't Handle The Truth

by Matt 2/23/2009 12:37:00 PM

Ava has turned out to be quite the fan of Star Wars.  She's watched Episodes 1 and 2, we've seen the Clone Wars movie and have been following the series ever since.  It's our time to bond.

Ava was in the bathtub last night and she held two donut-shaped toys to her ears and thought that was hilarious.  I told her she looked like Princess Leia.  She had no clue who this was since we hadn't made it that far in the series.  I told her she was Anakin's daughter.  This led to an explanation of who Luke was, that they were Amidala's kids which naturally led to the question of how Anakin and Amidala managed to have kids together.

Realize, I'm telling this story to a five-year-old.  This twenty minute process generated many questions and required numerous re-warmings of the bathwater.

When I got to the part about Anakin becoming Darth Vader, there was a long silence while she processed this information.  The mood became very serious.  She knew who Darth Vader was and the process of connecting those dots was troubling because Anakin in Clone Wars is a good guy.

I've hesitated to show her the third episode, but she seems to want to see this whole thing play out.  I'm curious to see how this goes.

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Proud Parents

by Matt 2/10/2009 8:39:00 AM

Hope, Ava and I have welcomed Zander Kai into our family today (Feb 10).  A healthy baby boy, Z weighed in at 8 pounds 14 ounces and measured 20.5 inches long.  Not bad for being three weeks early!

I haven't made a big deal about it in the blog here over the last nine months.  We found out quite early in the pregnancy and this day felt it came after an especially long wait.  This was a harder pregnancy for Hope and there were always more questions than answers it seemed.

But the day finally arrived.  Hope's obstetrician waited for the 37th week, and after what seemed to be an entirely uneventful Ceserian, little baby Z was born to us.  Immediately, he began loudly sucking his fist in the operating room.  In typical fashion for us, our child was born with a full head of hair.

I can't say enough of Hope's toughness through this whole time.  Despite having reservations that this Ceserian might be as touchy as when Ava was born, she powered through every step of the process bravely.  She can now finally rest.

Pictures will be available in later posts.

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WTF

by Matt 11/17/2008 8:08:00 PM

Maybe I'm too juvinile to not think this is funny.  A page from one of Ava's Nursery Rhyme books.

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