Ava and I had our first philosophical difference of opinion yesterday.

Tool was on the radio, and I explained to her that Tool was in fact the best band in the history of forever.  She agreed that they were good, but that she preferred Fergie.  I tried to remain calm, that she couldn't possibly compare Tool and Fergie.  She stuck to her guns.  I tried my old trick - trying to convince her that she knew she liked Tool better but just didn't realize it yet.  She disagreed.  I compared Fergie to a turd with vocal cords.  This was quickly rejected.

I gave her props for not backing down.  She's still wrong, though.